One night last year I was bowling really bad. I had a choice. I could get very frustrated and miserable or I could laugh it off. I chose laughter which is always a good choice. And every time I missed my spare I would say some sort of clean profanity. The weird stuff we said as kids:
Jumping Joesphat or as I liked to say Jumping Jellybeans
Thats the cat’s pajamas
Cheese and Crackers
I can’t remember all the crazy things we said but I do remember laughing, a lot.
So I have decreed today to be make up your own clean profanity. Just for fun.
After a bit of deliberation I have decided my new made up profanity is: “What the waffle?!” Because I am a fan of alliteration and waffle is one of my favorite words. I am quite certain it will come in handy tomorrow night at bowling.