One night last year I was bowling really bad. I had a choice. I could get very frustrated and miserable or I could laugh it off. I chose laughter which is always a good choice. And every time I missed my spare I would say some sort of clean profanity. The weird stuff we said as kids:
Jumping Joesphat or as I liked to say Jumping Jellybeans
Sufferin’ Succotash
Thats the cat’s pajamas
Cheese and Crackers
Zowie Batman!
I can’t remember all the crazy things we said but I do remember laughing, a lot.
So I have decreed today to be make up your own clean profanity. Just for fun.
After a bit of deliberation I have decided my new made up profanity is: “What the waffle?!” Because I am a fan of alliteration and waffle is one of my favorite words. I am quite certain it will come in handy tomorrow night at bowling.

Yes! I like the alliteration, too! Well done!
Calen~
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A to Z Challenge Letter J
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I adore alliteration! Also, one of my favorite sayings is, you can laugh or you can cry; might as well laugh. For clean profanity, I often go to Heavens to Murgatroyd! or Criminy! or occasionally Goood Heavens! (I added an extra “o” because I say it in a fake English accent).
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And don’t forget Heavens to Betsy! 🙂 I like Criminy too.
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If you felt very formal, I suppose you could say, “Heavens to Elizabeth”
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Love it!
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Thank you!
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