*It is really hard to meditate when you are chewing peppermint gum. Tucking it under your tongue doesn’t work, too minty.

*Does it still count as vacuuming if your spouse moves the vacuum over the floor but doesn’t actually pick up any dirt because he didn’t empty the over full basket or clean the filter clogged with dog hair?

*I have recently learned that it is much better to pluck my eyebrows with my reading glasses on.

*Best milkshake flavor ever? Chocolate covered strawberry!

*Why do needlepoint kits have the yarn colors all glommed together? I am trying to picture the kits being put together and I must confess my imagination fails me.

Well, that’s it for today, I have yarn to separate.